The Number of the Beast

Yes, today is 6/6/06. And apparently, some folks are celebrating it in Hell, too. We won’t go quite that far, here. However, in honor of the day, let me post this, from an e-mail that’s been circulating for a while:

Number of the Beast: 666
Next door neighbor of the Beast: 668
Social Security Number of the Beast: 666-66-6666
Area code of the Beast: 1-666
Zip code of the Beast: 00666
Phone number of the Beast: 1-900-666-0666 ( Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.)
Roman numeral of the Beast: DCLXVI
Number of the High Precision Beast: 666.0000
Number of the Millibeast: .666
Approximate number of the Beast: 660
Beast Common Denominator: 1 / 666
Imaginary number of the Beast: 666 ^ (-1)
Binary of the Beast: 1010011010
Bitmap of the Beast: 0000001010011010
Number of the Blonde Beast: 6, uh…what?
Retail price of the Beast: $665.95
Price of the Beast plust 5% state sales tax: $699.25
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul: $769.95
Walmart price of the Beast: $599.99
Gasoline of the Beast: Phillips 666
Highway of the Beast: Route 666
Oven temperature for roast Beast: 666 F
Retirement plan of the Beast: 666k
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast: 666 mg
Interest rate of the Beast of Hell National Bank: 6.66% (5 year CD, $666 minimum deposit)
Spreadsheet of the Beast: Lotus 6-6-6
Word Processor of the Beast: Word 6.66
CPU of the Beast: i66686
Car of the Beast: BMW 666i
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast: DSM-666 (revised)
Prime Beast: 667
Square root of the beast: 25.806975801127880315188420605149
Batting Average of the Beast: 0.666
Number of the Australian Beast: 999
Operating system of the Beast: Windows 666

13 comments for “The Number of the Beast

  1. June 6, 2006 at 8:37 pm

    Aren’t you five days late?

  2. Ivan Wolfe
    June 6, 2006 at 9:16 pm

    Sorry.

    The cool kids know the real number of the beast is 616.

    ;-)

  3. Nehringk
    June 6, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    My phone exchange is 666 — that leads to some interesting comments from people!

  4. Carolyn
    June 6, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    When I lived in Montreal the LDS chapel was located at 6666 Terrebonne Avenue. I was told the missionaries HATED giving out that address!! LOL!

  5. June 6, 2006 at 9:30 pm

    For similar jokes (but not half as funny) and some commentary on the 616 theme, see the BCC post from a year ago: New Number of the Beast.

  6. June 6, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    I heard that lots of pregnant women are trying to make it to their babies do NOT have this date as their birthday. Can’t say I blame them. Oh, the poor kid that has 06/06/06 as his birthday!

  7. Kaimi Wenger
    June 6, 2006 at 11:11 pm

    Heather,

    In high school, we all got student ID numbers, that were used to give our grades and whatnot. My student ID number was 0666. (Kaimi’s co-bloggers say: “Ahh – that explains it.”)

    The other Mormon kids thought it was pretty funny, and joked about it. Meanwhile, there was a black-wearing, Iron-Maiden-listening girl in my math class, who was quite jealous of me for my student ID number.

  8. Aaron Brown
    June 7, 2006 at 1:23 am

    If my wife were to give birth on 6-6-06, I would name my kid “Damian.” Really. That would be so cool.

    Aaron B

  9. Seth R.
    June 7, 2006 at 9:20 am

    Writing this on June 7 –

    My brother-in-law’s wife had their second child yesterday morning.

    My brother-in-law was rather proud of the significance of the date and gleefully reminded mom of that fact.

  10. June 7, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    “Walmart price of the Beast: $599.99”

    Don’t Walmart prices almost always end in .88?

  11. dsilversmith
    June 7, 2006 at 8:38 pm

    Baby Beast 333
    younger Brother of the beast 555

  12. Howie
    June 7, 2006 at 11:09 pm

    You’ve probably all seen it on Drudge, but if not… perhaps a relative of Adam’s:

    http://tinyurl.com/gwrjw

  13. mardell
    June 8, 2006 at 12:38 am

    I am sure there are lots of evil babies May and June happen to be the month of all the birthdays. I have a son born in June and his birthday party always gets planned on the same day as one of his friends.

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